so that’s where he ran off to
my birthday cake this year. based off of this text post
Ohmygod this is too horribly funny
i love this photo because at first you think that she was going to get married but instead her husband to be left her, or something like that. but actually its quite the opposite. i clicked on the source and it brought me to an article explaining the story behind this photo, and shes not crying, shes hungover. her and her husband went to a football game on their wedding day, and got extremely drunk and partied all night. they took the subway home because they couldn’t drive. so no, its not a sad heartbreaking story, its a crazy joyful one. which in my opinion makes the picture even more amazing.
CAN PEOPLE PLEASE REBLOG THE PIC WITH THIS CAPTION^ AND NOT THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE IS SAD AND ARE LIKE “POOR GIRL GOD BLESS”
This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.
Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself
This fucking duck. Gets me every time.
the second one? i can buy that somewhat. the first one? breasts are sexual organs.
I SWEAR TO FUCK. NO. NO THEY ARE NOT. BREASTS ARE MEANT TO FEED BABIES. BREASTS ARE NOT MEANT FOR SEXUAL FUCKING PLEASURE. BREASTS SOLE EVOLUTIONARY PURPOSE ARE TO FEED THE YOUNG, NOT TO HUMOUR MEN IN BED.
who wears shoes in bed
who wears shoes inside the house
Who wears shoes?
what is shoe
where do i download it
is shoe free?
how many people know of this “shoe”
can i eat the “shoe”?
Does this “shoe” have free wi-fi?
YOU GUYS ARE ALL ASSHOLES
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Best out of context quote from the show
I have no idea how many times ive reblogged this